Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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