so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
