sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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