i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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