If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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