I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
He uses pillows to masturbate.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
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