We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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