He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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