Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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