I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
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