Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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