The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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