Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I think my moral compass just broke
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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