Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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