big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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