remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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