We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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