i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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