u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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