Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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