How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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