i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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