i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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