we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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