Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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