do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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