he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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