Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
You were trust falling into bushes
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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