Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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