Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Shame is for Republicans.
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