You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Will exercising make me less horny?
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