Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I still have a little drunk in my system
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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