He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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