Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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