You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Be still, my beating vagina.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
