Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Betty ford says i'm here all night
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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