my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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