i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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