So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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