Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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