I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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