My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
we're making bets on your personal life
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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