Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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