she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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