He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
