i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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