People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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