he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Randomize
