THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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