i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
You work out of a Hotel?
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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